PETA Offers to Pay Part of Lindsay Lohan’s Rehab Bill With a Catch  

  Jumping on the bandwagon of free publicity, PETA, has offered to help Lindsay Lohan, who is reportedly running out of money to pay for rehab.  So the animal rights organization has proposed to help cover the tab for her upcoming three-month stay at the Betty Ford Clinic, if Lohan agrees to become a vegan.
“We understand that you’ve fallen on tough economic times, so we’re writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you’ll consider,” PETA wrote in a letter to her. “PETA will help pay your $50,000 bill for substance addiction treatment if you’ll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat.”
The letter also notes that the offer is “all good news,” citing the health benefits that are associated with a vegan diet, and assures her that “California rehabilitation centers have a great reputation for catering to vegan patients.”
If she manages to give up animal products altogether, PETA will shell out $20,000, with another $10,000 if she can stay vegan throughout rehab, and $10,000 more if she can go a full year. “Lindsay Lohan is the most visible example of a real addict, and if she can conquer her addiction to meat and cheese, absolutely anyone can,” PETA President Ingrid Newkirk said.
Lohan also received a similar offer from Adult website Tube8.com, which also is willing to shell out $50,000 if she comes on board and serves as a “marketing consultant” for their company. The site according to Radar, wants her to give them, “insights into the further mainstreaming of pornography.” As an added bonus she would have free access to their very large porn collection for life. Lindsay is still scheduled to play porn icon Linda Lovelace when she gets out of rehab so I guess Tube8 thinks that will make her an expert?