Charlie Sheen’s jail sentence a theatre of little pain  

Well Charlie Sheen will serve his 30-day sentence for 3rd degree misdemeanor assault, but it looks like it will be a work release program, with sleep overs in jail.  Charlie will only serve 17 days if he’s a good boy and two of those days (the first and last) could be nothing more than a few minutes behind bars. He will be free to leave jail at 8 AM to work at Theatre Aspen, a renowned professional theater, everyday but he must return to jail by 8 PM each night.  Charlie’s daytime job will be to coach actors, help in the fundraising department and perform various other tasks.  Although it is work release, Charlie will not accept a salary.  None of this is official yet as a judge must approve the arrangement Monday, but the Sheriff’s Department has given its nod of approval already.